Total Medals Earned: 3,424 (From 774 different games.) Total Medal Score: 51,185 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/355 points)
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Win the race on Normal
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/170 points)
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form
Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form
Defeat Stabby's Final Form
Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (250/250 points)
Score 50,000!
Complete all objectives!
Devour the Evil Eye of the Dead!